Posts tagged dumb

What special skills do you have?

Sometimes I kiss my kittens right on the mouth.

That is not a skill.

I don’t want to work in Nazi Germany.

This is a Starbucks.

Oh good, can I have the bathroom key?

Are you trying to get a job here?

Who knows. I saw the coffee cake through the window and then things happened.

You are covered in our signature cinnamon-brown sugar crumbs.

That’s a real testament to you company’s baking triumph. I don’t even remember buying the coffee cake.

You didn’t.

Oh. This is not an interview, is it?

No. I’m a police officer. You’re under arrest.

OH NO THIS WAS YOUR CAKE I’M SORRY TAKE ME TO CAKE JAIL!

Ma’am, that is not a thing.

THEN WHY DID I JUST GET ARRESTED?!