IMPORTANT THINKINGS

This is going to be an AMAZING show tomorrow AND YOU SHOULD COME AND GET KISSED ON THE HEAD BY ME LIKE A PRECIOUS BABY

THIS IS HAPPENING IN A COUPLE OF HOURS AND I CAN’T WAIT!!

@brockwilbur reading Easton Ellis but mostly scaring everyone with his size #BookKlub (Taken with Instagram)

@brandazzle sharing IMDB trivia about herself that a stranger named Chris wrote! #BookKlub (Taken with Instagram)

@shawnPearlman reading his favorite spam! #BookKlub (Taken with Instagram)

THIS IS TOMORROW NIGHT BOY OH BOY OH BOY!! The line-up is great, Doug and I are great, and special guest Ryan Singer will blow your goddamn mind. FREE!

COME PLAY, LOS ANGELES!

THIS AMAZING SHOW IS AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT AND I’M SO EXCITED!!! Unbelievable lineup, cozy backyard, unlimited beer, s’mores, and hugs. AND ROB BUSCEMI. ONLY $5 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT COME OVERRRR

GUYS I LEARNED PHOTOSHOP (ELEMENTS) FOR THIS FLIER 

Seriously, come to this show Saturday, it’s a brand-new comedy reading show Doug Mellard and I are starting. It features LA’s best comics reading and riffing on unintentionally funny things  - anything from bad books, ads, and song lyrics to diaries, love letters, eviction notices, etc. 

I CAN’T WAIT SOMEONE PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN ME