GET READY FOR PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES W/ CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER CHIPS AND RASPBERRY JELLY, YOU PUNK ASS BITCHES #surprise #standup #cookies #LAcomedy #illuminati
WHO’S READY FOR SURPRISE! THIS SATURDAY?? @robertbuscemi
PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH PECANS ARE DONE BITCH #surprise #cookies #homemade #2Chainz #gangsta4life
Shooting #surprise promos with cutebutts Robert Buscemi and Brandon Burkhart!
@emilymayamills describing art at Echoes: “two hearts fucking like men” <3 her to pieces
My mom is the best cook ever #RUSSIANFOOD REPRESENT #sharlotka #applecake #nofilter
Can’t stop loving these two amazings @jtplanet @afdaily #surprise 9/28 #standup #LAcomedy
@shadipants with her favorite actor’s handprints on Hollywood Blvd!!! #stars #Hollywood #fame
Yesterday was the anniversary of my grandma’s death and today my grandpa and I went to the cemetery to put flowers on her grave and we look weirdly happy about it
Eli is amazingly talented and very kind. I’ve been lucky enough to nab him for a couple of my projects and he’s always the absolute nicest and best at what he does. A truly extraordinary person, help him out in exchange for his awesome music!
Hi. Thanks for taking a minute to read this.
Long story short: my last full-time writing gig ended a few weeks ago, and I’m having trouble nailing my next job down. I’m doing freelance stuff and expect something to fall into place before long, but I have an extraordinary number of financial…
Having a great time at comedy camp!! #CampKittenpants
Detective Stabler had a hard day of bustin’ weenie waggers and kiddie diddlers.